Miss Klute Is a Hoot! by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: HarperCollins

Every day, Miss Klute has to do “lunch duty.” That means she walks around the vomitorium looking for scraps that fell on the floor so she can eat them. Miss Klute is like a vacuum cleaner for food! She’ll even eat stuff that Ryan won’t eat. Sometimes kids drop their lunch on purpose just to watch Miss Klute run over and scoop it up.

“Where do you think Mr. Macky got a therapy dog?” asked Michael.

“From Rent-A-Therapy Dog,” I told him. “You can rent anything.”

On Emily’s birthday it was Hot Dog Day in the vomitorium. Me and the gang were eating lunch and minding our own business when Little Miss Perfect and the crybaby birthday girl sat down at our table with their trays. Emily went to get a mustard packet, and in that second or two the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened.

Miss Klute grabbed the hot dog right off her plate!

“Hey, where did my hot dog go?” Emily said when she got back to the table.

Then we saw Miss Klute walking in the other direction with a hot dog sticking out of her mouth. It was hilarious.

“Miss Klute stole my hot dog!” Emily shouted. “And it’s my birthday! We’ve got to do something!”

Then she started crying and ran out of the vomitorium.

Sheesh, get a grip! What a crybaby.

After we all stopped laughing, I noticed that Andrea had on her worried face.

“Don’t worry,” I told her. “Emily will get another hot dog.”

“That’s not what I’m worried about,” Andrea said. “I’m concerned about Miss Klute.”

“What about her?” asked Michael.

“Whenever we have reading time, she just lies there.”

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